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Description: A Christmas song for the working class Mall Santa. Written and performed by Ryan Coopersmith Lyrics: Mall Santa, Mall Santa Who'd wanna be ya? Crying kids on your lap, squirtin' piss and diarrhoea Now you've got a rash, on your balls, happy holidays! Mall Santa, Mall Santa Spreading holiday cheer All for minimum wages, there's no way you'd volunteer That santa suit reeks of B.O, and there might, just be lice in that beard Can I have a pony? Playstation by Sony? You say sure, though you know, it's a lie You could have vacationed To an exotic nation You should have studied those night you were out on the town getting high Mall Santa, Mall Santa Fake a big ol' hairy smile If not for that costume, you'd sure be a ped0phile Please no cell phone pictures, those will cost 39.95$ You may feel like a zero But to kids you're their hero Giving out hugs and keeping them warm from the snow The job might be crappy But you make them so happy Plus that brat on your lap just might have a hot mom whose a ho, ho, HO HO! Santa, Mall Santa, Merry Christmas to you Whether you're black, asian, spanish, a female, or a jew Beware of the overweight kids, they'll leave, your butt, black and blue. Follow @booyapictures on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/booyapictures Like Boo Ya on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/booyapictures Stalk Boo Ya on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/booyapictures Boo Ya Pictures: Ryan Coopersmith (@ryancoopersmith) Charles Muzard (@c_muzz) Ryan Prizant (@papapri) Adam Sand (@darthsand) Dan Handelman (@dandelman_) Andrew Cohen (@finneganvalley) Harris Ellison (@HandyHarold) 
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