Link vs Alexander the Great. Epic Rap Battles of History Parody. |
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Description: Epic Rap Battles of History! Alexander! VS. lllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIINK! BEGIN! Link: Shrrock!!! I'mma whip you with my COOOOOOOOOCK! When it smacks you in the face, it's as hard as a ROOOOOOOOOCK. Don't be jealous. We both have swords. Mine attracts a princess whore yours attracts a whore! (Ohh) How ironic. Alexander the GREAT can't climb a mountain when his baby ass is injured, he can't get to the Great Fairy Fountain Navi: Hey Listen! Press A to eat our raps Can't navigate through the burns of the Fire temple we posess? Here use a map. Alexander the Great: Look at this, I'm battling a fucking teenage kid. What's those noises you make? Gotta take a SHIIIIIIIIIIT?!? Shut the hell up. I'm better than you, I'm legendary I'm not a little faggot who uses the help of fairies. I took my father's throne at such a young age. You saved the princess thousandtimes and still haven't got laid I'mma Chu you like a Bomb Go and play that Time Song so you can go back in the past and avoid me, you fucking doDONGo. Link: Nothing scares me more than your little dimples. I got laid by my future wife, in the Water Temple. Navi: Hey Listen bitch! You died while drinking That's not the thing you do when you reign as a king. Alexander: Go away, now. I'll decapite you. Your little fairy's butthurt, she's the color of blue. Don't ever fuck with me, I'm the Great. It's your fault, all your little Gorons got ate by King dodongooooooooooo. WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY |