Re: Can you speak Fake English? Please Respond! |
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Description: This is FAKE English, if you can understand it you got a bigger problem. This was made by the request of crehnquist (a guy who made numerous videos on different accents and fake languages, he is no longer active on Youtube). Half of the words I read are English conjunction words, while the other half are names of various pharmaceutical companies and biology terms plus some random obscure words that came to my mind (Those of you who guessed it sounds like something out of scientific works are correct). Transcript: "Last Presource (a medical supply company, in fact you can see the box to the right of the screen says "Presource) I Biogen AxCan (two drug companies, AxCan is a Canadian company) stayed on Helicaprite. (it's supposed to be the first word of Helicobacter.Pyloris (a bacteria), but I forgot how it's supposed to be pronounced) Factored commoned ...(I don't even know what I said here) does Gris (Juan Gris, a cubist painter) ebony and Synergy (another drug company of some sort) at microplasma (you were right if you caught that word) strips. Editor at Sajal (an Indian friend of mine) microwave through hybridization readers may pile sequencing the RedoCon and Paxican(I forgot what those two companies are) importance sale trematated (I made up that word) patch such as Rediger (the last name of my neighbor) by Philippides (the first marathon runner) Eglington (a street name) the leaded corbial (I have no idea what what word is) duct of Corota (a place in Mozambique)." So if you want to pretend to speak a language, here are some easy tip to make your fake language sound mroe convincing: 1. Collect some conjunction words and proposition words from that language (for example: the, of, a, it, and, is etc.) 2. Listen to real people speaking that language, have an idea of how many syllables are generally in a word and what are some common ending syllables. 3. Notice if there are any sounds in that language that you can't do, practice those sounds. 4. Write a list of made-up words using step 2-3, and insert the conjunction/proposition words randomly throughout. 
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