Upper Hutt State Of Mind (parody of a Jay-Z & Alicia Keys song) |
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Description: A parody of the Jay-Z & Alicia Keys hip-hop song Empire State Of Mind, about Upper Hutt, New Zealand. LYRICS: __________ Verse 1: Yeah Yeah I'm out that Timberlea, now I'm up in Riverstone Right next to Frankie, but I'll be hutt forever I'm the new Wayne Guppy, and since I live here I can't make it anywhere, yeah they hate me everywhere I used to live in Trentham rolling with my Bogan friends We used to steal from Broadway, then pull up to the Hutt McDonalds Took it to my state house, way down Merton Street Hotboxing in the kitchen with my Bitches doing buckkies Cruisin' down main street, off white Corolla Drivin' so slow, cause I'm driving a corolla Now im at the hutt bar, we don't need an ID It smells like shit in here but this is where all the bitches be Chug down that Tui, toking on that doubie Sittin' streetside, the po-po give me high fives Brother I be Spike'd out, I could steal a TV Tell by my attitude that I'm most definitely from... Chorus: Upper Hutt Suburban town where dreams don't come true There's nothin' you can do Now you're in Upper Hutt Homeless people will try mug you McDonalds will employ you Let's hear it for Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt Verse 2: Catch me at H2o xtreme with my baby mama I should've wore that condom but hey that's Karma for ya You should know I love this town even though it's not pretty I can't believe this town is even called a city Welcome to the CBD, where everyone be dealing P Boy racers pull up they be racing frequently Turbo car, purple car, melting tar, watcha back They drive so fast that old ladies are going to have a heart attack Four different high schools, feel sorry for the children Most of the teachers here have just got out of prison Me, I dropped out, I didn't need to try If you stay here long enough your going to get an STI Vicious armed robbery, appaling poverty Streets filled with litter, just trying to keep your sanity. Mitre 10 Mega, long live The Warehouse Long live Rivendell, I'm from Upper Hutt City. Chorus: Upper Hutt Suburban town where dreams dont come true Theres nothing you can do Now you're in Upper Hutt Homeless people will try mug you McDonalds will employ you Let's hear it for Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt. Verse 3: Gangs are fighting, teens need lighters so they can light up and check out for the night The streets are filled with anarchy, multiple convicted criminals, the only way to make it here is to run your own brothel. Caught up in the gang-crowd, now you gotta shoot out Sign up up for your welfare and get your dole pay out City of boredom , it was a pity I was born here Ladies baring all just to get their cheques cleared Maybe take a bus trip, yeah I'll try and get out Go up north somewhere and really make my life count Pray to God that soon I will get out of here, better be good, Lord knows I can't pay my bus fare Went to school to try and get an education, Then I realised I learnt more from my Playstation Driving through this city will make you feel carsick The city is painful, better slip you some Kronic. Chorus: Upper Hutt Suburban town where dreams dont come true There's nothin' you can do Now you're in Upper Hutt Homeless people will try and mug you One finger in the air for the small city Streetlights, crushed dreams, all lookin' shitty No body in the world would even care if the city just up and disappeared "Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, Yeah" Upper Hutt Suburban town where dreams dont come true There's nothin' you can do Now you're in Upper Hutt Homeless people will try and mug you McDonalds will employ you Let's hear it for Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt, Upper Hutt __________ Credit: Vincenzo Rittossa - Singer/Song writer Emma Judd - Singer Brandon Woollett - Producer & Director Nick Dol - Transport & Camera assistant Alex Newbury - 2nd Camera operator Graeme Knowles - Camera operator, editor, audio production. Website: www.ooshmultimedia.co.nz 
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