My Penis Is Small- Music Video |
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Description: This video was one of 12 finalists in "LisaNova's Non-Corporately Sponsored Holiday Contest" GUESS WHO MADE A CAMEO IN THIS VID!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/shuffleyouripod LYRICS (no stealing or else the tooth fairy will fuck you up) i am a sad man and no i cant pretend that im satisfied with what ive got i feel inadequate this whole thing is bullshit im crying every night because im not the man that you thought i would be because my penis is small dont laugh honey its not funny my hard ons not that tall yeah my penis is small i tell no lies my willies size is outdone by my balls me and my two inch buddy were getting along just fine until there came at time when my girlfriend sadie expressed an interest in having sex we were getting physical inside my car but it went too far she put her hand down my pants and that is where the fun time ends she thought it was a joke it made me want to choke i was too embarrassed to even speak she said weve got to talk about your tiny cock i need something bigger to satisfy me because my penis is small dont laugh honey its not funny my hard ons not that tall yeah my penis is small i tell no lies my willies size is outdone by my balls monday came along and i went back to school tried to play it cool but sadie she told all her friends and they spread the word everybody heard that i was lacking in the pants guess that explains my tiny hands all my friends were staring at me and everyone was laughing they said you are a freak and your dick is weak we heard you aint got shit going on down there youve got no excuse boy we know you doint take roids we heard your wieners shorter than your pubic hair its true because my penis is small dont laugh honey its not funny my hard ons not that tall yeah my penis is small i tell no lies my willies size is outdone by my balls now i watch enzyte commercials with a look in my eye like if i dont get some of that shit i might as well die i think the tightey whiteys really sealed my fate my dicks so small its difficult to masturbate oh yeah because my penis is small dont laugh honey its not funny my hard ons not that tall yeah my penis is small if you get your kicks from tiny dicks wont you please give me a call? 
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