Avril Lavigne Hello Kitty PARODY (now with extra stereotypes!) |
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Description: Is Avril Lavigne racist? Is Hello Kitty racist? No - Avril is just a Western tourist in Japan, acting obnoxious like all of us do!! ______________________________ CAST Avril Lavigne - Jacqui Verdura http://jverdura.wix.com/jacquiverdura female local - Annie Knudsen http://annieknudsen.com male local - Nathan Leung woman shaking her head - Cecile vocals by West Coast Kali (Kali Nolen) ______________________________ LYRICS - Intro - Honda geisha teriyaki ... Ja-ja-ja-japanese! ... Ja-ja-ja-japanese! - Verse 1.1 - I'm Ca-nadian On vacation in Japan but I act like I'm from The States I think I will explore your city Oh my god it's Hello Kitty It's so cute! Your culture is great! - Verse 1.2 - Oh ... no ... here's Godzilla he's a city-killer Ha ha ha I'm such a big dork Chop ... sticks ... are so easy They're ... so ... Japanese-y These are stupid give me a fork!! - Break 1 - click click selfie selfie I'm so pretty pretty click click selfie selfie pose with me... Tweet Tweet caption caption my va-cation-cation roaming charges I should post for free .... I should post for free! - Chorus 1 - I'm a tourist, can't get service I'm a tourist, can't get service I'm a tourist on vacation I am white and they are Asian - Verse 2 - There's Mount Kilimanjaro I want to go see the Great Wall tomorrow OMG this church is so cool DO ... YOU ... UNDERSTAND? En-ga-lish or just "Japan"? What is it they teach you in school?? - Break 2 - kick kick judo judo Ramen noodle noodle chop chop judo do you know kung fu I'm like Anime I do ka-ra-te!! Sumo wrest-tle-er and su-do-ku that-that-that I can't do! - Chorus 2 - I'm a tourist, treat me good I can't eat your freaky food Feed me what I recognize Not some kitty cat surprise ______________________________ Dear YouTube, I wrote all the music myself, using Propellerhead Reason. I've given you a link to their end user agreement in the past; it's not on my new computer so I'm not including it here. But it says I can make money with songs that I compose using their software, their sounds, and their audio loops. :) ______________________________ http://www.youtube.com/user/CreatedByBrett 
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