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Holy Hallucinations 45: Two Dicks and a Johnny, Part 1 Bad Audio

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Date submitted to Unlisted Videos: 13 January 2018
Date uploaded/published to YouTube: 1 September 2017

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So here we are again, preparing to take yet another journey into that bizarre alternative universe that passes for reality in Pastor Carl Gallups’ murky consciousness. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), it seems that we’re due a double dose of religious psychedelia, because when we knocked on the door to the PPSimmons channel and Pastor Carl answered, we discovered that our old friend Pisspants had popped in for a visit.

Because the final script for this lesson would have clocked in at 45 minutes or so, I decided to make it a two-parter. As a result, the first half is a little light on the science and primarily address Bert and Ernie’s somewhat bigoted views on anyone who isn’t heterosexual and their amazement that said views lead some to call them… well… bigots.

Stay tuned for Part 2, where things will get a little more technical and substantially more amusing when we take a look at Pastor Carl’s fiendishly convoluted yet uproariously inept views on polymer chemistry, medical devices and public health. The resulting collision of immeasurable ignorance with cold hard facts is a horrific sight to behold, even though it’s also somehow strangely hilarious.

The dull-witted duo’s video (if you can stomach it) can be found here:
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Music: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Symphony No. 5 In D Flat Major (K 22)

Scripts to this and all my other videos can be found here:

Unemo, M. and Shafer, W.M. (2011). Antibiotic resistance in Neisseria gonorrhoeae: origin, evolution, and lessons learned for the future. Ann. N.Y. Acad. Sci. 1230: E19-E28.
Tao, G. (2008). Sexual Orientation and Related Viral Sexually Transmitted Disease Rates Among US Women Aged 15 to 44 Years. Am. J. Public Health 98(6): 1007–1009