Unlisted Videos All Videos Random Video Playlists Submit Video



Happy Facebook Birthday [original song]








Uploaded to YouTube by: godsteeth1911
Date submitted to Unlisted Videos: 7 November 2018
Date uploaded/published to YouTube: 7 July 2011

Tags: music




Description:

These are my confessions. (Additional confession: I haven't played guitar on any sort of regular basis in about 6 months. Now you know!)

And hey, just for kicks: Copyright Bryarly Bishop, 2011, All Rights Reserved.

You wouldn't believe how many tries it took to get one take on this thing.

Lyrics as per request:

I drink my milk out of the carton
And I Febreze all my cotton - just so I can wear it again!
I wasn't sick for work that day
(But I took the time off anyway)
And when it's your birthday on Facebook and I don't know you?
I delete you as a friend! (yeah) x3

I can't stand Glee (although it seems that that's just me)
It's noon before I'm up and out of bed
I've read all four Twilight books (they're fun, so quit those dirty looks)
And when it's your birthday on Facebook and I don't know you?
I delete you as a friend (yeah) x3

I swear it's nothing personal,
I'm sure you're pretty swell.
It's just that if I had a problem
You're not the one I'd tell
We lost spoke at age 15
I bet you think I've gotten mean
But I don't care what crops you have to sell

I used to like astrology
I nearly flunked biology
I secretly kinda hope the world will end
I don't play many video games
I can't remember peoples' names
And when it's your birthday on Facebook and I don't know you?
I delete you as a friend (yeah) x3

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
And so long!